March 2012
cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
gloomyghosts:
aibous:
i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way
how am i even going to live the rest of my life
u-ok:
i wish i could draw better
breaks hands
breaks tablet
breaks pen
breaks soul
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sweetnickiandhellaminaj:
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
cthulhu:
fromage!! xDDD
reblog if ur aléatoire ((random!! lolxdD)
kermitthefrrog:
on a scale of 1 to no.6 how homo are you
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synnesai replied to your post
you can do it!!
aaaaaa ty!! :’)))))
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February 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets an itch in a spot on his back where he can’t reach and no one is home to scratch it for him.
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
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goodson:
is there a single person in the entire world who enjoyed the last airbender movie
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gyuri:
h0ttndanger0us:
CLEARING UP ALL MT HATERS CONFUSION
………oh.
queenlouis:
am i one of those blogs that you follow but don’t actually like
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suckmyphallus:
omg im finally watching this and its like
holy shit
i dont remember turning on jersey shore
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tightbooty:
In science class my teacher was showing us corny chemistry videos
the last one he showed us was an amv
It was a song about chemistry set to a backdrop of fma and naruto clips
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niggers:
shuffle more like play the worst songs on my ipod in order
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In science class my teacher was showing us corny chemistry videos
the last one he showed us was an amv
It was a song about chemistry set to a backdrop of fma and naruto clips
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popcornmassacre:
can’t there just be a gay character on TV that’s personality does not consist 100% of their sexuality